This funny patch is sewn onto a white patch background with black thread for the design and white thread for the outline. It says "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. CHOKE ON THAT! " It is inspired by a popular comedy golf film. It measures approximately 4"W X 5.25"H and is coated with an iron on adhesive to assist with application.
The patch will be mailed to you 1-5 business days after you purchase them. First class USPS shipping for United States customers.
International orders ship First Class.
Finished Patch/Badge can be applied directly to garment with heat-press, hand iron or sewn on.
If using heat-press, use 320-330 degrees for 10-12 seconds, then turn garment over and press from the back-side for 15-20 seconds more. If using a hand iron, use setting between Wool and Cotton, no steam. Use same dwell times. You’re done!
Shipping from United States
Processing time
3-6 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept cancellations
Frequently Asked Questions
How are the patches sent?
They are sent first class with a stamp on a plain white or manilla envelope. There is no tracking information on these unless you upgrade to Priority Mail.
Sizing details
On the patches, if you look in the item description, the sizes of the individual patch is listed.
Reviews (5)
Average:
Jun 4, 2022
Matthew Suarez
Aug 30, 2021
Looks great, feels like a quality item.
Kevin Linn
Jun 21, 2021
Adam Chicktong
Feb 25, 2021
Looks great
Angela Crua
Oct 9, 2020
Gets a laugh every time I play golf. Good quality.
shane railsback