Golf Insult Embroidered Patch, Funny Golf Iron On Patch

Golf Insult Embroidered Patch, Funny Golf Iron On Patch


Shipping to United States: $1.35

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This funny patch is sewn onto a white patch background with black thread for the design and white thread for the outline. It says "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. CHOKE ON THAT! " It is inspired by a popular comedy golf film. It measures approximately 4"W X 5.25"H and is coated with an iron on adhesive to assist with application.

The patch will be mailed to you 1-5 business days after you purchase them. First class USPS shipping for United States customers.

International orders ship First Class.

Finished Patch/Badge can be applied directly to garment with heat-press, hand iron or sewn on.

If using heat-press, use 320-330 degrees for 10-12 seconds, then turn garment over and press from the back-side for 15-20 seconds more. If using a hand iron, use setting between Wool and Cotton, no steam. Use same dwell times. You’re done!

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-6 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Frequently Asked Questions

How are the patches sent?

They are sent first class with a stamp on a plain white or manilla envelope. There is no tracking information on these unless you upgrade to Priority Mail.

Sizing details

On the patches, if you look in the item description, the sizes of the individual patch is listed.

Reviews (5)


Looks great, feels like a quality item.

Looks great

Gets a laugh every time I play golf. Good quality.